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Posting to Oppo is not on the list, so I’m not sure how to proceed.
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Going to the beach is more dangerous than sitting in a physician’ s waiting room, huh
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Is there a hygiene risk to shitposting?
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You likely won’t find people sitting in the waiting room without a mask.
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The people who they make these charts for aren’t going to read them anyway. Or if they do they’ll just pick holes in it to justify doing what they want to do.
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the beach is more crowded, and people are less likely to wear a mask. Also, the doctors can reschedule and limit the number of appointments. Medical offices are better equipped in terms of safety, too.
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I’m pretty sure they are vastly underestimating grocery shopping. You are going to be close to way more people than going shopping at mall for example.
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Yeah that one is insane.
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Hold your phone in your left hand for shortlisting, right hand for posting pics of your chicken parm. You'll be fine
![]() 07/06/2020 at 17:39 |
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Whats the risk if I ingest some brake fluid?
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Where does getting arrested and sitting in county lockup for twelve hours fit? Asking for a friend.
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They forgot “Level 10 - Living in Texas”
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Not where I go, I only see a couple people walking miles down where I go. And then they are a hundred yards from us in the very least. I see bird watchers etc.. with equipment.
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Only if it’s a literal variety of shitposting.
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I have been to the dentist and the doctor, the dentist has you wait in the car until you are called to go right into the chair. The doctor had a waiting room but it was a big room, split into two sides and I think they said they could only have one person in with the doctor and then one person with a mask on either side of the waiting room.
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Yeah I rarely go inside, we have order and pick up, they put it right in the wagon and the Acura has an automatic hatch so I have it open for them and all the workers know to push the cars close button. Works out well. I hope they keep this service forever!
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That’s basically like drinking Lysol or ultraviolet light so it reduces your risk to 0.
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If I eat a tide pod before traveling by plane I will be fine!
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It makes the function of your organs stop.
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Crowded beach, maybe.
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Completely depends on the beach (and the doctor’s office).
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I’m guessing that’s pretty close to the bottom of the chart.
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Nice!! Ive unlocked level 7!! Thats how we win right?
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Well they should probably make the list less easy to pick holes into...
Camping and going to the beach are completely interchangeable, depending on how crowded the beach/
campground is.
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Especially when cops don’t seem to think it is necessary to wear a mask in a jail. Total morons.
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I’m going to a religious service at a sports stadium with live music and an open bar. Hoping they have a handshake line and buffet...
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I’m going to a religious service at a sports stadium with live music and an open bar. Hoping they have a handshake line and buffet...
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The TX governor mandated masks in all public places, but one area sheriff said that his deputies will not enforce it, nor will he require the deputies to wear a mask. We should have herd immunity and a couple million deaths in no time.
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My wife has had to go to the doctor twice over the last few months. Each time she had to go get a drive-up test for COVID before she went in, and was the only person in the clinic other than the person at the counter, nurse, and doctor (all who were in full PPE/behind plexiglass).
Of course it depends on what beach you’re talking about, but if you’re comparing against some of the packed party beaches we’ve seen photos of recently, I’d 100% rather go to a doctors office instead too. Far less stupid to deal with as well.
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Sounds like a Trump rally.
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BRB gonna chugg all the fluid in my garage
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Cant be infected if organs dont work
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If you take away all the masks and everyone breathes through their mouth, pretty much.
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*left hand for shitposting! For fucks same, autocorrect!
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Great news, religious service with 400 people are 100% safe.
No doubt these people will be celebrating this news (sadly this news is from my state) - https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-06-17/church-linked-oregon-largest-coronavirus-outbreak
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0 - It’s a hoax.
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Well, they’re cops ...
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Texas meanwhile closed many beaches for (reasonable) fear that they would be packed over the holiday weekend.
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I agree a list ranked by risk isn’ t a good format , and the result is very subjective .
But it also shouldn’t matter much if you’ re doing your best to stay home anyway.
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We do have Stinson Beach, where SF people like to invade. They had the parking area closed for a long time but people would find other places and walk in, it did keep the crowds down. I’m not sure if there was any changes to that lately. I only drive by there, it’s not a good surfing beach. I have never liked crowded beaches in Hawaii or here, I am not really fond of people in general, just a few of them. I like to go out into nature with nobody around.
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Oh good... face licking isn’t listed. So it must be totally safe.
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But but but the ocean heals mannnn
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That was a disturbing scene and sadly oh too common in institutions.
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If by “win” you mean the American definition, then yes.
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Yeah. People are being super stupid on a lot of Texas’ beaches, though, so I get the call here.
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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gah, friggin’ seriously
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I don’t even recognize that beach lifestyle, in Hawaii we have beaches you can drive down but locals don’t act like redneck lunatics, they fish and have lunch . I am not there now but I am in NorCal where we have miles of empty beach, I live near here :
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Getting some love with a hattip from Stef!
https://www.thedrive.com/news/34681/you-probably-wont-get-coronavirus-from-pumping-gas
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Woot! I didn’t know she was writing over there. Then again, I don’t pay attention to a lot of things. Thanks for the 411.